Song of the week:Felix Jaehn, Hight and Alex Aiono — ‘Hot2Touch’Sometimes — and on some days in particular — pop needs a man OR A WOMAN IT’S 2017 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE with a big stupid pop song. ‘Hot2Touch’ doesn’t feel like it’s doing much for the first 45 seconds but this …

‘Told Me’, the current single by UK duo Dusky Grey, is a total slow-burn banger. It’s approaching 5m Spotify plays, which isn’t bad is it, and its video premieres above, but what’s exciting here is that we’ve had a listen to what’s likely to be the band’s next single and there …

Song of the week:Katy Perry feat Migos ‘Bon Appétit’With the world’s social and political problems now solved purposeful pop takes a back seat on the new Katy single. ‘Bon Appétit’ (or ‘Ciao Adios’, as Anne-Marie sang it) is a strange single: when the chorus properly gets going (at 2:16) you’ve got …

Song of the week:Sigrid — ‘Plot Twist’This is a song that seems to have been conceived by writing down phrases associated with popular tweet formats — title aside, we also like the “SHOTS FIRED!” shout — but apart from obviously being the best song of the last seven days ‘Plot Twist’ gets the top spot this …

Song of the week:Bleachers — ‘Don’t Take The Money’If Carly Rae Jepsen was singing this you’d have spunked your own cock off by the first chorus. Wrong of the week:Cheat Codes feat Demi Lovato — ‘No Promises’Nobody cared about this song, did they? Nobody bust a gut on this. Nobody worked just a …

We started working a blog yesterday which seemed like quite an amusing idea — hey, they’re triggering Article 50 but what about the other articles LOLOLOL — but in the cold light of a Wednesday morning it really wasn’t very funny. So we binned it, but not before this had happened. That’s …