Both singing thinkpiece Taylor Swift and air aerobics experimentalist P’!’nk are working with Max Martin and Shellback on their respective new albums. We know this to be true because Justin Timberlake told us* (*an audience at the Songwriters Hall of Fame, as quoted by Billboard) using words constructed into sentences. …

Singing lady human Beyoncé leads the nominations for the 2017 Grammys, with ‘nods’ for Album of The Year, Song of The Year (for ‘Formation’) and Record of The Year (also for ‘Formation’). She’s got nine nominations in total, including – why not? – Best Rock Performance for ‘Don’t Hurt Yourself’. Rihanna, …