Song of the week:Bleachers — ‘Don’t Take The Money’If Carly Rae Jepsen was singing this you’d have spunked your own cock off by the first chorus. Wrong of the week:Cheat Codes feat Demi Lovato — ‘No Promises’Nobody cared about this song, did they? Nobody bust a gut on this. Nobody worked just a …

Song of the week:Lorde — ‘Green Light’Last night someone on Twitter was a bit critical of this song, saying that it sounded like Sia, Robyn, Ellie Goulding and Florence ‘+’ The Machine. Now correct us if we’re wrong but a song that sounds like four diverse but brilliant artists — while also …